Pretender

"Aren´t you worried?" - "Would it help?"

"Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... from Moneyball."

"Zach, eyes off the pizza, mate. God made you lactose-intolerant for a reason, yeah? So fat. So fat."

"Racers should race, cops should eat donuts."

"My father is a lot of unpleasant things, but murderer is not one of them."

"Why? That is the question people ask me most. Pourquoi? Why? For what? Why do you walk on the wire? Why do you tempt fate? Why do you risk death. But, I don't think of it this way. I never even say this word, death. La mort. Yes okay, I said it once, or maybe three times, just now... But watch, I will not say it again. Instead, I use the opposite word. Life. For me, to walk on the wire, this is life. C'est la vie."

"All right, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Frank. Way to work it through."

Director's cut. - "I had never really known who John Dunbar was. Perhaps because the name itself had no meaning. But as I heard my Sioux name being called over and over, I knew for the first time who I really was."

"All my life I felt like I was destined for something big. I just never expected it to be this big."

"There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn."