Loki_Six

"Mom doesn't lie. Sure, she thinks the Earth was made in six days, but that's 'cause she's gullible, not a liar."

"I think - you can't judge people by what they think or say... only by what they do."

"Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly."

"I remembered something that Eddington once said to me: the best place to hide something is in plain sight."

"Sir, have you ever reminded Starfleet Command that they stationed Eddington here because they didn't trust me? Please do."

"Those herbs taste like something that crawled out of Quark's ear."

"What better way to gauge another race than to see how it treats the weak and vulnerable."

There's an ancient Klingon proverb that says, "You cannot loosen a man's tongue with root beer."

"I can finally sit on a chair and know with absolute certainty that it isn't you."

"Blogging is not writing. It's graffiti with punctuation."