Loki_Six

"On days like this, I feel like the luckiest dog in the world. I got the sun on my back, I got the wind in my face I get to ride in this car where the windows are always rolled down."

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

"You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go."

"Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

"Žijeme v království mrtvých. Temná noc k nám přináší výkřiky z pekla. Náhle se temnota roztrhává a na horizontu spatřujeme záblesky. Působí to jako apokalyptická předehra."

"From the moment we enter this life we are in the flow of it. We measure it and we mark it, but we cannot defy it. We cannot even speed it up or slow it down. Or can we? Have we not each experienced the sensation that a beautiful moment seemed to pass to quickly, and wished that we could make it linger? Or felt time slow on a dull day, and wished that we could speed things up a bit?"

"But existing is basically all I do!"

"I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."

"Bender, no! You'll make God cry!"

"My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself."