Loki_Six

"What's the old Irish saying? If you wanna know what God thinks about money, look at who he gives it to."

"There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep."

"Most important of all is the big screen TV. Human families need a TV when they're eating so they don't have to talk to each other."

I love me and you, love at first sight. I remember that night, you were with your mate Audrey at that disco. I saw this gorgeous little bum in a pencil skirt and I thought: "Oh, I've gotta have that." But Audrey surely already had blows, so I pulled you.

On the eve of battle, on a cold and windless night, an old general turned to a young soldier. "Tomorrow," said the master, "you will know fear." The young soldier, who had not yet experienced the agony of war, looked at the general with quizzical eyes. "How will I know fear if I do not know what it looks like?" The general replied, "You will know fear, because it speaks very fast, and it speaks very loud."... If that is how fear acts, recognizing it is easy. But as the young soldier considered the general's advice, she asked the question facing us now: "Once I know fear, how do I defeat it?"

"The Klingons are like cancer cells: constantly dividing. To root them out, you must destroy the tumor at its source."

"I was just thinking about everyone who's ever said that victory felt empty when it was attained. What a bunch of idiots they were."

"Haven't you ever been afraid of a ghost?"

"My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face."

"On days like this, I feel like the luckiest dog in the world. I got the sun on my back, I got the wind in my face I get to ride in this car where the windows are always rolled down."