Vikingové

"What man doesn't want to have sex with the queen?" (07.03.2019)

"If she was a virgin, how could she be a mother?" (07.03.2019)

"We are going to war for the Kingdom of Kattegat. The Kingdom of Kattegat was carved out by my husband Ragnar Lothbrok, and then by me. I am its rightful Queen. What we should be discussing is how we combine our great armies, and direct them out towards new lands, new conquests, new opportunities. What a terrible pity to kill our young men for a piece of land which is already ours." (07.03.2019)

"Uncle Rollo once told me on his ship on our way back from the Mediterranean, he said that if I ever needed his support, all I had to do was ask." (09.03.2019)

"If you are set on revenge, then you will set in motion a cycle of killing that will never end." (09.03.2019)

"I remember once hearing a story of a Berserker who, against the odds, went on to live a long angry and frustrated old age. He told his servants to go and collect all of his iron utensils. You know, his pots and pans, his weapons. And carry them up to the top of high cliff and throw them off of it so he could hear for one last time. The noise of battles." (09.03.2019)

"I propose a toast to Bishop Heahmund, scourge of the Vikings, and man of God." (09.03.2019)

"Grandfather You have laid upon me such a burden. I'm not sure your choice was wise after all. They whisper that I am weak, I fear they are right. Grandfather, give me strength." (11.03.2019)

"Oh, all things are dark. We shall all, all of us, go into the dark. Your chariot lies as broken as your legs. A snake has settled in your skull and your eyes betray you. Your path is strewn with garbage and filth. Oh, the horror, the horror." (11.03.2019)

"The Lord came to me last night. He showed me a vision. A vision of hell. And the damned that must endure its fires for all eternity. And I was afraid. In my vision, the Lord, our God spoke to me. He told me that I must renounce my sinful ways once and for all, or I would never see His divine face. I would never hear His divine voice. Only the screams and lamentations of the damned." (11.03.2019)

"When our father took me to England, and was imprisoned by King Ecbert, I played chess with Prince Alfred. Now I would like to play chess with him again. Only this time, on the battlefield." (12.03.2019)

"Can we talk now? You have woken from a long sleep and seem to have forgotten that you're a king. You are behaving as if you were an ordinary person. You grieve as if you were an ordinary person! You show your feelings as if you were an ordinary person! But all of that must stop! A king cannot be like an ordinary person. Must not behave or have feelings like an ordinary person. A king must be prepared to do the most terrible things. Things against all conscience If he wants to survive." (12.03.2019)

"The man I once was would have dug this spade just deep enough into your skull to make you unconscious. And when you woke up I would let you witness me burn your wife alive. And then I would force your one remaining son to cut off your balls and have you eat them. And as you slowly bled out, the last thing you would see would be me raping your son, not knowing if I would show him the mercy of killing him or not. But you see, I won't do any of that. For even though you and Eyvind and everyone else in this cursed settlement have showed me that I can't change other human beings, I have changed myself. And I intend to stay this way. I owe it to the dead. Do with this place as you like. I am done with the humans." (14.03.2019)

"I have asked the gods so many times why I jumped ship. Why I abandoned Ubbe to stay close to Ivar. Why I allowed Ivar to humiliate me, to laugh at me. All these years I have questioned the gods. And myself. But now I know the reason. I know my fate." (15.03.2019)

"Once more, brother will fight against brother. And the world will be wrecked. Midgard will be wrenched by wars for three winters. Fathers will slaughter sons. Brothers will be drenched in one another's blood. Mothers will desert their menfolk and seduce their own sons. Fimbulvetr, the winter of winters will grip and throttle Midgard. Fenrir, the wolf, will seize the sun between his jaws and swallow her. He will spatter Asgard with gore." "And then the warriors and all the gods in Valhalla will bear arms and fight against the giants and serpents unleashed against Midgard." "Odin and the wolf will be the first to engage and the battle will be fearsome. Though in the end, the wolf will swallow All-Father. That will be the death of Odin." "And then worlds will burn and the gods will die." "And the sun will be dark and there will be no stars in the sky. And the earth will sink into the sea." "Ragnarok." (16.03.2019)

"It is time to give up the old ways of acting, the old ways of thinking. It is time for a rebirth! For a new beginning. It is time to elect and anoint a king for all Norway! A king who can unite the people, to whom the people can look up to and respect. And what better man than you, Bjorn Ironside, the eldest son of the great Ragnar Lothbrok, who now sits on the right hand of Odin, in the Halls of the Aesir? What better king to command our poor, war-torn, fractured country?" (19.06.2021)

"I've seen enough of war. I have seen enough of death. I have lost so many. I don't want to be a A public person anymore. I don't want to be responsible. I desire to live a totally different kind of life." (19.06.2021)

"I attacked Constantinople, defeated its defenders, and subdued it. Afterwards, I was invited to dine with its rulers to make peace, since I was not strong enough to occupy the city indefinitely. But just before the feast, I had a dream. I dreamed that my wine was poisoned. So, I refused to drink it. But two of my commanders, ignoring my warning, did drink, and died in the greatest agony soon afterwards. From that moment, I was called... The Prophet." (19.06.2021)

"One thing I am certain of. The Christian God will destroy our gods." (19.06.2021)

"I had a dream. And in my dream, I saw a village all ablaze. I saw women dying. A young boy pierced by an arrow. High up in a tree." (19.06.2021)