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Jeníček a Mařenka: Lovci čarodějnic (2013) 

Takovouhle Mařenku bych si nechal líbit. Viděli jste toho kazišuka? Strašný! - This isnt the life we chose (gen) - Not too hot, not too cold, its just right. - Grand witches / Dark / White / Great White - They were SO HAPPY, BUT NOT FOR LONG - During the Blood Moon there is a potion that will make you immune to fire. (nejsou!) - Tomorrow sisters from all dark CORNERS OF THE LAND join me in the light of the BM for the greatest Sabbath of all (crematory of care) - Everlasting power of the light - You talk too much (x2) - When you see my signal, you UNLEASH HELL (Zjevení 9/11) - It will be bloowing one of these bitches heads off - The hour has come! The BLOOD MOON ARRIVES! - I thing it would be fitting for us to end up here, where it all began - The END IS NEAR, witch hunter - Sacrificing yourself to save a human. Pathetic - REVENGE doesnt change the past. But it sure as hell feels good (to v každém případě) - They know our story, our powers, what we can do. And they should fear us. All of us - But for the ones practicing the black arts, beware. We are coming for you (Shiva+Kali). NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, we will find you. And dead or alive, we will take you down - Its not gonna be an open casket

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Rychlí a zběsilí (2009) 

To "Rychlí" bych vyškrtl. Jinak koncentrovaná, vysokooktanovaná nuda bez nejmenší potřeby film vidět znova. Zajímavý, po pul roce jsem se na to podíval znova, a myslím, že je to nejlepší díl serie (jedničku si nepamatuju) - Prints is for Braga, Cell-phone number for me - Muscle beats import every time - It depend how you look on things - I go down, I do time - You now each other? He used to date my sister - To he ladies we have loved and the ladies we have lost - Enjoy the party, fellows, clubs yours. Whatever you want, booze, broads, its all good (tvl, takhle bych chtěl umět mluvit) - Are you one of those boys who prefers cars to women? - Im one of those boys that appreciates a fine body, regardless of the make - Je to napěchovaný hláškama - It start with the eyes - Shes got to have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit (cože) - To the good in someone - 20% angel - 80% devil - Down to earth - Aint afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails - I have something for you - A dirty shot glass, just what I always wanted - He killed tracker - Get the bird overhead - 10-second car - Now we are even - Thank you, Lord, for blessing this table - With food, family and friendship - One thing I learned from Dom is that nothing really matters unless you have a code - You still put milk and cookies out for Santa Claus? - Yeah

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Rychle a zběsile 6 (2013) 

No comment. Za zmínku snad stojí jen moje nová favoritka, Miss Izrael! You looks like guy, who likes it rough (a tank) - I used to do this shit all the time as a cop - Hes messing with your head - We are family - If you got problem, we deal with it together - You dont turn your back on family, even when they do - Show them the respect they deserve, or it weakens us - Ring any bells? - What you are looking at is a 5.45 by 18 FMJ Spitzler bullet (to nepochopíš) - Ramp cars. Low slung, skeletal frames - You look like a man who like it rough. My friend here can give you heights of pain you never experienced before - Deal! Deal! Deal! - Bless your table - Father, thank you for the gathering of friends - Father, we give thanks for all the choices we have made, bcs thats what makes us who we are

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Spectre (2015) 

N5 film, a já koho mi ta blondýna (z Londýna) připomíná! Takhle si budu představovat Natháliji, než se mnou vyrazí na galavečer! Natháliji jsem teda ještě neviděl, ale todle by ušlo. Co jsem to chtěl? Jo, utopil auto, zničil letadlo, mně to moc cool teda nepřišlo! Sex po 50ti by se měl zakázat, nebo ho alespon neukazovat na obrazovkách! PS pomalu si mě ten film začíná získávat, rozhodně má atmosférou blíže k CR než k těm dvoum sračkám potom. PS2 jo, už ji dostal, a to dělala nedostupnou! Verbal kecal, do tý mezery mezi zubama by se Boeing nevešel! Podle vysokého hodnocení budu mít pomalu složenou celou mazaiku mojí oblíbený Natálie! Určitě je to blondýnka, dělá, že ne, ale ráda pervers, a taky si hraje se zvířátkama, což se na první pohled vylučuje s tím jejím božstvím ve slovech, se kterými si hraje ještě radši. Hra je pro ni duležitá, stejně jako vzhled, protože ona je pjekná! Tak jsem si to pusitl ještě jednou a pořádně. Tady asi nemá cenu podtrhávat. Je tam tolik metafor na NWO, že si toho musel všimnout i ten největší mamrd z vás, ani se mi to nevejde do komentáře! Proč by měly být symboly ukryty v debilních … symbolech? Proč by to mělo být tajemství? Protože většina zjevně chcípne v nevědomosti. A probudí se až v pekle, pokud není pustý a prázdný jako … oceán. - Day of death - We are going to bring BI out of the Dark Ages into the light. - Theres no one personin MI6, who isnt talking about it. - Talking abou what, exactly? (baví se s cigoškou) - That what you did in Mexico was one step too far. That you are finished. - I think you are just getting started. - I dont know what you mean. (je zklíčenej) - I think you have got secret. - And its something you wont tell to anyone. Because you dont trust anyone. (no, you fucker, no one will trust me) - (zapnul TV, to si asi domejšlim. oni chtějí, aby to všichni věděli) - say „Jesus“ (blackened) - Could you do a little quiet digging for me, „the Pale King“. - You want me to be your mole? (zbytečně se zeptala) - And what makes you think you can trust me? - Instinct - Cheaper knock her (budovu) down than rebuilt (jako staré stavení) - Nic tam není! - Anyway, all the money were spent on this, the New Centre for National Security. - In three day theres the conference in Tokyo to decide the New World Order (to je neskutečná drzost to dát do hlavního … ) - Unlimited acces to the combined inteligence strams of nine (vs 7) countries. (proč 9?) - (G8 - to se dá pochopit, symbolika je pro ně zásadní, je to naopak, oni z ní vycházejí) - Train bombing in Hamburg and industrial explosion in (another place) - Cutting edge nanotechnology, smart blood. Microchips in your bloodstream allows us to track your movement in the field ……….. (koukals na to předtím? …odkonce) - We can monitor your vital signs (to je v prdeli) from anyvhere on the planet. - Well, that sounds marvelous. ……………… (typická odpověd zhovadilce) - Call it a post-Mexico insurance policy. (yeah, jen potvrdili, že peklo teprve na zem přijde) - Možná by tam mohli dát trochu … z Bonda. - One more thing to your run(?) magnificant, zero to 60 in 3,2 (a utopí ji jako krysu – speed car na obálce The Economist) - Fully bulletproof (konečně to dává smysl), a few little tricks up there sleeve. - Does it do anything? It tells the time. - Enjoy your downtime, 007. - Smart Blood program is obviously still in its developmental phase. - Thank you (obálka pro cigánku a krabička s chitrým telefonem) - Whats that? Oh, its just something from an admirer. - I can think of worse ways to go. Than you are obviously crazy. - Than the man was a fool. - Pharmacy sites has provided an excellent new sales platform. We have adapted many of them into clearinghouses for unpproved drugs. In addition to which, the latest figures show that presently control 70% of antimalarial vaccines, 34% of HIV and 40% of all oncological drugs across Sub-Saharan Africa. But we face challenges from the WHO in their campaign against our counterfeit pharmaceuticals. We have now identified the key individuals to target. We expect the same success as we had against the Council on Human Trafficking. - Since the boards resignation we have placed 160,000 migrated females into the leisure sector. The impending completion of Global Surveillance initiative will mean our capability is second to none and now is the moment for aggressive expansion. - Our increased surveilance capability means government intelligence agencies are easily counteracted. - The Pale King must bu terminated. Will you také the journey to Altaussee? - My loyalty to this organisation is total. (jistě) - Nine eyes committee. Combine intelligence streams of all member states. - More data, more analysis, less likehood of terrorist attack. - Its time for the security services of the world to unite. Alone, we are weak. Together, we are global power. An unelected one. - Thalium in cellphone. - Hes everywhere. Hes sitting at your desk. Kissing your lover, eating supper with your family! - You are a kite dancing in huricane. So long. (reinkarnace) - This building will be most sophisticated. The worlds digital ghost, available 24/7. George Orwells worst nightmare. - Rome wasnt build in one day. Day and half, maybe. - This is what we need to keep ppl save. Double-0 programis prehistoric. - All hell is breaking loose out there and … - Do me a favor, throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middleman. - OE-FZO - And now I going to bed. Dont think for one moment this is where I fall into your arms, seeking solace for my dead daddy. - You sit there. Keep watch. Thats what are you good at. - Come anywhere near me and I ll kill you. (kočička by škrábala) - I dont doubt it. - Look. There are two of you. Two Jameses. Lucky me. - What am I doing here …the liars and killers …everywhere - Who sent you? (míří na myš) - Who are you working for? (míří na myš) - You are cocky little bastard. - Just point it, sqeeze the trigger, try not to close your eyes. - If you look at satelite, you can clearly see this. (na co čekáte) - We only make him weaker. If we can track him,, so can others. Delete all Smart Blood files. - You shouldn stare. Well, you should not look like that. - We always have a choice. - 1848 Silver Wraight. ICM 988. - What is this place? (Nowhere) - Information - is all, is it not? (nemyslím si, že každému bude něco platná) - French saying „Its the fate of glass to break“, „Well maybe its the fate of spies to just disappear. But with any luck, we leave something behind.“ - You intefered my world, I destroy yours. - Its me. Its always was me, the author of your pain. - He didnt lose his mind, he was just weak. But at least he understand, what he was up against. You see, they failed to comprehend the crucial fact, that a terrible event can lead to something wonderful. - The things that bring ppl together. Out of horror, beauty. - Nothing could be as painful as listening to you talk. (souhlas) - Blue eyed orphan. - Do you know any other birdcalls (codes)? - Just another passing face. - Tempus fugit (čas utíká) - To je vtip! - Také a look at the world. Chaos. Bcs ppl like you paper-pushes are too spineless to do what need to be done. So I made alliance to put the power where it should be. - Throw it away for sake of „democracy“. - Whatever the hell that is. How predictably moronic. - In three minutes will be this building demolished. - You have a choice. Die trying to save her, save yourself and live with the pain (co když si nás vbíraj jako gladiátory). - Brothers always know which buttons to press. (HK sing, to byla nějaká metafora, Brothers in Arms OST) - Madeleine! (proč si to nepamatuju? protože mám krátkou pamět, možná přiliš informací) - G-LCPL - Brace! Brace! Brace! - MIMOCHODEM, ten uvodní buzerantskej klip, co jste s klapkama na uších museli přetočit, nahrál samozřejmě nějakej buzerant z Motorhead. Příště se ho dočkáme v podání Conchity Wurst, které bude zároven hrát i bond girl, na to si vsadte! Osobně bych tomu kriplovi nejraději uřízl hlavu tupym nožem, a to taky při první příležitosti udělám!

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Pekelné brány (2010) (TV film) 

Hyakubun wa ikken ni shikazu, to asi tak k tomu dětinsky pojatému bádání.

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Alenka v říši divů (2010) 

Moje první Burtonovka! Nic strašidelnějšího jsem nikdy neviděl. Od kdy se v Alence zakuklují housenky? Housenák tam byl, to přiznávám, a vlastně tehdy nebyla telka. Ale že se z ní zrovna neska musel vylíhnout motýl, to je mi divný! Myslím, že se máme na co těšit! Výborné komentáře všichni kromě VERBALA, kterej to pořád nechápe. Je naprosto dokonalý, jak jste vystihli, co autor chtěl tímto dílkem říct. Pár si jich tady s dovolením poznamenám: Poprvý se stalo, že burtonovka neměla srdce. Nedokáže to zaujmout na moc dlouho. Burton pokračuje ve své jízdě napříč kýčovitými filmy s cáklými postavičkami, které už ale absolutně nevzbuzují žádný úžas. Depp tu opět vypadá jako magor a hraje jako recyklovaná kopie všech svých rolí z Burtonových filmů (chtělo by se napsat rovnou klon). Burton měl opravdu šťastnou ruku při výběru hlavní herečky, která té patlanině dodává aspoň nějaký řád a přirozenost. Na to, že se v příběhu jedná o Alenku byla spíše odstrčená v pozadí. Atd.- I was wondering about fly in the sky - I had sudden vision of all the ladies in trousers and man wearind dresses - Why are you upside down? I come on end of this life! - Jsem viděl začátek a konec - Myslim, že to nedokoukám. Ale naposlouchaný to mám dost! - What if I take off your head? - You are mad. You are entirely bonkers. But I will tell you a secret. All the best ppl are (todle jsem rozhodně nepřepisoval a snad ani neviděl) - You are not properly dressed. Whos to say what is PROPER? What if it was agreed that proper was wearing a codfish on your head? - When in doubt, remain silent - Hele, Tomlinson (tehdy jsem ji ještě nemoh poznat) - Compendium (kalendář). It tells of each and every day since the Beginning (na to nemám dost místa na disku) - Today is Gribling Day in the time of the Red Queen. Frabjous being the day you slay the Jabberwocky. Vorpal sword. No other swords can kill him. No how - Dogs will believe anything - Bandersnatch - The entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chessurs off his tea - Futterwacken (dance on the Frabjous day) - Trio of lunatics - Muchness - Bayard, sit - If you diverge from the path. I allowed her to divert from her destined path - I make the path (Buh určuje naši cestu, skrze nás naplnuje svuj Boží plán) - You are rescuing anyone being the size of a gerbil - Upelkuchen (cake) - Is it not better to be feared than loved? - Hows this for muschness? No, no! It mustnt be used for anything - Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk (nd)? - You are just a figment of my imagination. But you would have to be half-mad to dream me up (Hatter) - You cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours, bcs when you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone (White Queen) - Absolem (caterpillar), Cheshire (Chess) - Nothing was ever accomplished with tears - Why are you upside down? I have come to the end of this life (naše zvrácená doba) - You are going to die? Transform (v pekle nekončí svět Boží rukou, ale usvitem zatracených) - Vorpal sword knows what it wants. All you have to do is hold on to it - I know what you are doing. You think you can blink those pretty little eyes and I will melt, just like Mummy and Daddy did - It is my crown. I am the eldest (přesně – o tom bylo rozhodnuto dávno předtím, než přišla na svět) - Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible thing before breakfast - Three, animals can talk - Cat can disappear - Theres a place called Wonderland - Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky - Alice Kingsleigh, The Alice - To je jak bossfight v DS - Off with your head!

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Méďa 2 (2015) 

Jděte do prdele s dalším medvědem!

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Cestující (2008) 

Romantický thriller, hm, to by mohlo stát za pokus!

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Drtivý dopad (1998) 

Nejlepší komentář Pohrobek: Morgan Freeman jako prezident USA - dost směšné, ale stále mnohem lepší než Harrison Ford.