Pretender

"If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?"

"She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother."

"I thought he'd be taller."

"Georges Duroy, you look terrible. Let me buy you a drink. "

"Don't admire people too much, they might disappoint you."

"Don´t worry, daddy. I'll make you famous again."

"I can't just go running off into the blue! I am a Baggins, of Bag End! "

"She sent you after me, knowing you're not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad."

"Pete Dunham's life taught me there's a time to stand your ground, and his death taught me there's a time to walk away."

"Who did you go as?" - "A horny young man."